Saturday, 8 October 2016

I want a rich papa AND/OR mama!

Yes 兜巴星was born. So what is next? 

Don't doubt, just anticipate and follow the pace of light speed 3 x 10^6 m/s that will bring you the other side of the world... 
越是捉摸不定,越是具有魅力
Yeah man, we are playing tricks just like what girls like to do, as always. *wink*

There we go... 
Thanks to the merge of superstar Nathan Hartono that gives me this idea. *ting ting*

When every 凡人 is inspired at how well NH can sing like a ABC, how good he can represent his country, how handsome he is like Jay Chou, bla bla bla... 真凡人的想法. 

This is what 兜巴星 thinks instead:
1. WOW that bloody family background! How many of us can have a papa of Managing Director of XXX and a mama of Senior Vice President of YYY? Please try to Google the name of your papa and mama and see what you get. Most importantly let me know ONLY if you find and let's be friend, I beg you...

2. Who can pursuit DREAMS? Everyone! But who can pursuit DREAMS smoothly? Please pray to a rich papa and mama. Yes I must admit that I am so damn jealous... 

3, Compared to gas & oil / banking industry, lifestyle business is now the trend. Inspired by NH's papa and mama, we can dig money out from lifestyle. Despite of starvation and hardship in old times, we are now leading a modern poverty where everyone is leading a boring life and our souls are so empty. Lucky one can get to work 9 to 5; unfortunate one use your labour in return for money. We end up having cash in hand, but we are more lonely than ever. Then it kicks in the need for lifestyle that comfort your hollow soul. *ka ching ka ching ba bling ba bling*

Photo from online: http://www.herworldplus.com

4. Milo, yes free marketing, but 兜巴星 cant help to ask "aint you trying too hard to 沾光"? People simply mentioned about iced Milo and the next minute you sponsor the drink. It makes me wonder what other Nestle products you can offer, more expensive one please. Or maybe by chance you have my fav teh peng? What really makes my jaw drops on the floor and drags for 3 streets far is to see the cheapo long queue for iced Milo. For god sake, you never have Milo before?

5. Hello NH, we have similarity when we use England - China at the same time. Just that your England is better. 

So, 凡人们, do we have alike mind?

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