... lost journey......

When it comes to a stage of life, the question they most people will ask, and even your boss will ask during interview, is what is your plan for future?

Who knows about future?

      No one, with the exception of fortune tellers. *wink*

Do you know how the world with change over years?

Do you know what you are good at, if not your mother told you so?

Do you know what you want in the next 5 years, or even next year or next month?

      If you do, you are indeed lucky. Most of us don't.

Pic from: https://www.123rf.com/clipart-vector/university.html?mediapopup=13894610

Education should serve as a platform to prepare us to be ready for the world. However, it now seems more like an obstacle. Why? This is because we exploit the carefree study time (at least a decade) for the sake of the build of our comfort zone. 

Just because everyone goes to school and I don't want to be indifferent. Just because everyone wants a better grade and so I have to, too. No one literally tells us we can go impress girls/boys in school. No one tells us we should always learn from relationship, what I mean here is boy-girl kinda relationship. No one tells us it is a perfect time to make mistake and learn to stand up again. 

This education system molds us in such a way if you can do well in study, continue with your tertiary pursuit, no other way, and make sure you complete it. Well, neither Mark Zuckerberg nor Steve Job did that. This education system makes us rigid, scare to lose out, afraid of trying and eventually losing more in term of sense of humor and creativity. Once we complete the course, we are like a ship without captain, suddenly lost of direction.

What can we do next? To restore the stability, we find a job in big company, taking salary every month and hoping not to get sacked.

Is this what you want for future? Does it sound exciting to you, at all???

      If YES, God bless.

      If NO, don't worry mate you are not alone, we are equally lost.

Am I being pessimistic?

      Yes I am, because I think I am more than that. But I don't know what I want... *not a shame to admit*

So, why not we just take a couple of minutes off, sit down and think for ourselves? Just for ourselves. I mean, self.  

配角，丑角

好久不见，兜巴星去研究行星角色的扮演，揣摩有成然后回来跟大家分享。

来吧，开始了！

Pic from http://infolibre.com.ar/descubren-sistema-solar-siete-planetas-la-tierra/

（前提：兜巴系里有太阳主角，水星妈妈，金星爸爸，兜巴星，和其他不足以大费周章的配角星们。太阳一年才归兜巴系一次，每次归队都惊动各大行星们聚集共襄盛举，可谓年度大事。）

一年过去了，又到了太阳归系的时候。当然，一如往常聚集了大家，欢迎太阳的归来。这时，太阳宣布为了宇宙的未来发展，太阳要与亚太系的迷你龙结合！虽然这组合有点奇怪，但太阳说的算。然后就这样，兜巴系和乐融融的持续欢庆了一周。机会难得，这一周里水星妈妈和金星爸爸都一直绕着太阳和迷你龙公转。为了完成一部完美的週年庆，兜巴星和小咖都极力配合。

这时候的兜巴星识相的把光芒让给了太阳。当主角归队，配角们要自动的退到阴暗处，让太阳发光发热。星星也得懂得如何做人的ok? 做星星还真累。。。。。。经过几次轰轰烈烈的行星撞兜巴星，本星学会了角色扮演的重要性。这一次，兜巴星一直都在拿捏分寸，观察着整个公转模式。

由于不是出于本星系，迷你龙不能100%的理解一些暗喻用语。水星妈妈又是尤其爱拐弯抹角。出自于好意，兜巴星决定出手相挺,，救助迷你龙。兜巴星找了水星妈妈谈天，告诉他迷你龙理解能力有限，无须跟龙绕着路说话，直接了当得了。

万万没想到，好心被雷劈。真的，好人不是人人能当，尤其当你不是主角的时候。一番好意却被理解成挑拨离间。就这样，好好的配角一秒钟之内变成了丑角，甚至还当上了恶人。

说好的完美结局呢？

故事告诉了我们，自求多福，千万别多事。

配角，千万别妄想有一天能成为主角，因为太阳一直都在。

What a good way to celebrate Christmas Eve!

When everyone is busy for Christmas Eve, the lonely you have 兜巴星 here with you to spend a boring night.

Pic from http://scitechdaily.com/curing-boredom/ 

A boring night, a boring topic. Perfect match!

Ok try to rank/answer these boring questions to find out how boring you are tonight.

What get you most angry?
1. You realize button sequence is wrong when you come to the last button
2. Wash toilet
3. See lots of the hair fall (long) on the floor when cleaning
4. Phone drops and screen breaks. *Kikapoo*
5. Overslept for work
6. Internet poor connection / slow PC
7. No charger when laptop or phone low battery
8. Double blue tick and no reply
9. Listen to nonsense
10. Traffic jam
11. Take off all clothes and forget to turn on heater
12. Cold water during shower (5 sec before it gets heated up)
13. Finishing toothpaste


What is exciting?
1. Found new eating places
2. Discover nice old songs/bands
3. Prank friends
4. Free day at work
5. In love
6. Fight couple
7. Speeding
8. Shopping
9. Gaming
10. Sleeping


What worth a good sleep instead?
1. Lecture
2. Traffic jam
3.Work
4. Shopping
5. Fight
6. Cinema
7. Musical concert
8. Candy Crush
9. Karaoke
10. Travel


What is noise?
1. HDB constrution
2. Chinese tourists
3. Domestic workers gathering during weekend
4. Clubbing
5. Parents' nag
6. Girlfriend's nag
7. TV
8. Morning alarm


What makes you anticipate for next year?
1. Money
2. Love
3. Career *Please look back at #1*
4. Health
5. New opportunity
6. Simply wanna end this year
7. Follow the trend


Okay this is boring.
Tell me what is yours! Comment below and like...

知名度 vs 影响度

今天我们探讨的是有深度的话题。如果你的想法不够深，请按 next。

先不拿政治人物来说，因为他们本来就应该要用自己的力量去造福人类；当然也有一些政治人物梦想当专业演员，不时就来个八点档来提高见报率。我想说的是智商一般的普通人类。

我不禁想，一个人说话的分量到底取决于什么？我们到底能用什么在社会发声？是内容更为重要吗？

不见得．．．本人不觉得是．．．

所以是什么呢？

经过几轮翻转思考，我最后的答案是，知名度。

为什么？

一些名人（演员／歌手／富二代／名媛／长得奇怪或做了什么荒唐事因而一炮而红的），不管说了或做了什么，各大媒体都会争相报道。名人在社交网络上po了废话，下一秒就会有一窝蜂的人类争着符合回应，有的甚至对号入座。我在想，你们是想这样跟名人搭上个边吗？因涉及的人数多又不想被解读为蠢行为，然后就会有股莫名其妙的力量，把整件事情合理化。废话说着说着也变成了道理；道理更直接跳升为神话。名人可以现在说Ａ，人类为他鼓掌；隔天来个１８０度的急转弯Ｚ，人类还是会为他落泪。

整件事的源头，就是那该死的知名度。可别小看它，其威力极强，如洪水般影响众生。

相反的，少了知名度的助阵，说的话全都是屁话。有的甚至觉得你的屁太臭，直接用木塞把你的口给塞住，让你从此不能放屁。每个人都有自由放屁的权利，你连这个也给人家剥夺了。你还是人吗你？！！

Picture from http://fart.watch/ 

这时候，让我想起了一首歌，蔡秋凤的金包银。

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRQqIS0gAOE　

在此，我要好好感谢Google还我清白。早前有个王八蛋就这样想要活生生地剥夺我放屁的权利，还好经过明查秋毫后我又可以健康的回来了。

现在的我，缺的是什么？就是那该死的知名度来美化合理化我的屁，从而让世界听到。

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阿豪与阿包出游记

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很久很久以前（童话故事都是这样开始的），一个来自大妈国的土豪（简称阿豪）来到南洋岛找朋友。什么样的朋友你别管，就这样展开了一段“豪”爽的旅途。

如何“豪”法？

话说阿豪一心想要离开敬爱的大妈国，离开烦杂，过上几天relax生活。 你可千万别怪大妈，给不了阿豪简单平静的生活。大妈的用心有谁明了？大妈就是强，就是大，才可以保护阿豪健康的成长。二来，阿豪也想过过手瘾，在没有大妈管家的监视下，努力且真心的想为给南洋国经济出份绵力。当然，南洋岛对大妈人的善行绝对是无任欢迎了，多多益善。

好啦，旅游宗旨我们都清楚了。接下来就是大家所期待的旅行小趣事了。

阿豪机缘巧合在南洋岛有幸结交了一群土生土长的南洋友人，其中包括了土里土气的土包（简称阿包）。一天，阿豪就约了阿包（为什么阿包？因为阿包最闲空。而且两人同姓，都姓土，感觉格外亲切。）去做运动撒撒手，背后的目的是为了减少荷包的厚度。热心助人的阿包于是就天真的跟着阿豪充当地陪，免费，阿包真是好人一枚。

傻里傻气的阿包问阿豪说想去哪儿做运动。阿豪目标明确的说“废你胳膊”。阿包一惊，从来没听过如此霸气的品牌，果然来头不小。但阿包没听过的有什么好稀奇，不足挂齿。为了不让阿豪失望，阿包当然还是铆足全力使劲地想了各大大小小的品牌三十遍。最后皇天不负苦心人，让阿包想起了“Ferragamo菲拉格慕”，就跟阿豪查证一下。BINGO！掌声给阿包！！！

两人也大步的往“废你胳膊”前进。阿豪就是阿豪，作风完全就是柜姐的最爱，花不上20分钟就选好了。满脸喜悦的柜姐问说“先生，需要办退税吗？” 你在开玩笑吗，阿豪耶！你以为是阿猫阿狗吗？（其实毛狗也很可爱的）阿豪冷冷的回说“不了。。。” 这时，阿包又一惊，赶紧照顾一下大哥，温情提醒阿豪外地人是可以免税的。“也不才7%，阿豪我是来贡献社会，帮助经济的也。” 柜姐心里咒骂阿包多事，面依然带着笑容说“没关系，先生。如果有雅致，您可以在机场弄；如果嫌麻烦，那就算了。可以吗？我这就去办。” 下一秒柜姐就不见了，别担心，这不是鬼故事，只是柜姐效率好。阿包心存感动，世界上竟然会有这么好的人*乐富油*。

在这气氛相当感动的当儿，柜姐回来了。“土先生，谢谢您！这里是护照，收据以及退税300大元。再一惊，阿包以为自己听错。什么！！！300大元吗？300大元可算是阿包几个星期的伙食费了！那。。。那一个东西不就是4285.71大元吗？阿包，你数学还真不错，但是可以不要这么大惊小怪吗？不就是个十百千，4千2百8。。。什么！！！

阿包握着左心房，随着阿豪离开去吃饭。吃饭时，阿包因惊吓过度，久久不能回神。吃了什么：不详；多少大元：不详；谁买单：不是阿包就对了。你可能会说阿包没见过世面，大惊小怪。是啊，因为阿包身边都是脚踏实地过着朴素生活的人，从来没有看过如此撒手买东西的人。 阿豪确实是阿包的第一个。

感觉头脑肿胀，阿包吃完晚饭后就建议回家。好吧，也出来动活了一天，就搭个车回去吧。下车时，阿豪随手丢下100大元当车费，然后离去。100大元可是可以环岛绕3圈都有得找钱。此时，阿包已经休克在车上了。。。

有阿豪这种朋友，你羡慕吗？

也许是阿包傻，不懂得享受山珍海味，也不懂得顺势人前扮大爷。因为对阿包来说，快乐很简单。每一板钱，都是靠自己的双手挣回来的。虽然辛苦，但换来更大的满足感和知我肯定。反观，真正可悲的反而是只会一昧撒大元而赢来尊敬，却始终不能理解其价值所在的阿豪。。。

你意下如何？

I want a rich papa AND/OR mama!

Yes 兜巴星was born. So what is next? 

Don't doubt, just anticipate and follow the pace of light speed 3 x 10^6 m/s that will bring you the other side of the world... 

越是捉摸不定，越是具有魅力

Yeah man, we are playing tricks just like what girls like to do, as always. *wink*

There we go... 

Thanks to the merge of superstar Nathan Hartono that gives me this idea. *ting ting*

When every 凡人 is inspired at how well NH can sing like a ABC, how good he can represent his country, how handsome he is like Jay Chou, bla bla bla... 真凡人的想法. 

This is what 兜巴星 thinks instead:

1. WOW that bloody family background! How many of us can have a papa of Managing Director of XXX and a mama of Senior Vice President of YYY? Please try to Google the name of your papa and mama and see what you get. Most importantly let me know ONLY if you find and let's be friend, I beg you...

2. Who can pursuit DREAMS? Everyone! But who can pursuit DREAMS smoothly? Please pray to a rich papa and mama. Yes I must admit that I am so damn jealous... 

3, Compared to gas & oil / banking industry, lifestyle business is now the trend. Inspired by NH's papa and mama, we can dig money out from lifestyle. Despite of starvation and hardship in old times, we are now leading a modern poverty where everyone is leading a boring life and our souls are so empty. Lucky one can get to work 9 to 5; unfortunate one use your labour in return for money. We end up having cash in hand, but we are more lonely than ever. Then it kicks in the need for lifestyle that comfort your hollow soul. *ka ching ka ching ba bling ba bling*

Photo from online: http://www.herworldplus.com

4. Milo, yes free marketing, but 兜巴星 cant help to ask "aint you trying too hard to 沾光"? People simply mentioned about iced Milo and the next minute you sponsor the drink. It makes me wonder what other Nestle products you can offer, more expensive one please. Or maybe by chance you have my fav teh peng? What really makes my jaw drops on the floor and drags for 3 streets far is to see the cheapo long queue for iced Milo. For god sake, you never have Milo before?

5. Hello NH, we have similarity when we use England - China at the same time. Just that your England is better. 

So, 凡人们, do we have alike mind?

Welcome to the family. CLICK follow +1, thank you! 

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Disclaimer:
兜巴星 is just a civilized star, and maybe more righteousness, plus a little bit of common sense and logic, but that doesn't make 星 a Saint heaven. 

Why? It is not shame to admit we are NOT PERFECT. 

Sometimes 兜巴星 can make not mistake but mistakes, can have misconceptions and misjudgment too, will follow the mainstream to be part of the cruel... oppss sorry... I mean cool society (ps: NO Pokémon Go for me please). That's okay.
So, if you wanna comment and insult people with whatever you only have which is words, you know what... feel free to do so because words is penniless (that is what 星 is doing right now *wink*) and it doesn't hurt others but yourself. If you don't care, you think 星 will care?
Erhhh.... FYI  兜巴星 is a busy character and not 爱心泛滥 type. Words abuse is never a cool act. IF you cant help to *&^%$#@!#$%^&* humiliate others to gain the sense of satisfaction, gentle reminder is to see physiological doctor after reading this. Don't worry, this phenomenon is getting more and more common to have mental tension in this hectic world. Let's hold hand in hands and we wont judge you. *world peace*
Anyway, being a good-mannered civilian, here to thank you for +1 view.  

Ok enough with formality. Let's roll...


Q&A:Q
1: What is 兜巴星?
A: Good question, 星 is waiting for you to ask. One pic and that is everything.

* Picture from HK Apple

Q2: Why 兜巴星?
A: In reality, not everyone is granted with this beautiful opportunity to 刮人, or 被刮. Some people have been waiting whole life for the moment like this.  Some will even miss this chance due to lack of courage. So, you are god damn lucky if you have this happened, at least once, either way.

Q3: Isn't you just declared to be civilized one?
A: Yes 兜巴星 did. The focus is more on human, not civilized. 兜巴星 plays its part to be a good civilian. From time to time, external factors like 超级无敌蠢 or 死都没人有的厚脸皮 keep challenging my limit, my wish is to 兜巴星掴死佢. Of course this is just a 残念. No violence please because we are all civilized. 

Q4: What makes you to start writing?
A: Creating awareness and  upholding the right values in order to restore world peace and harmony. Rubbish! All above are just rubbish and only can be done by Superman/Ironman/Batman/Whatever-man. 兜巴星 is just a super star.

Q5: Who is your idol?
A: 黄子華 aka Dayo Wong.

Q6: What is your philosophy?
Respect, Integrity, Privacy. RIP

Q7: Are you racist?
A: Yes I am. Don't pretend like you are not.

Q8: What other question you have for readers?
A: Are you done with questions...

This is the introduction of a super Star, I don't expect you to see my talent by now and follow me. But don't you regret, really...